If we were all like Chau

<I'm apparently to fucking lazy to do that>

I am. Yeah, that's right. I'm so fucking lazy that I can't even bother to link one song from YouTube and call it a day. I'm fucking lazier than Chau now. Fuck. Well. This message is to all of you people out there who follow this blog, despite how terrible and under-constructed it is. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Or the top. Whichever one is more fucking important. I've heard people say it either way. I don't fucking know which one is the right one though. So I'll just thank you from the middle of my heart. Although I know virtually next to no people actually come to read this blog, if there's even one of you out there, luv ya. I fucking love your guts. Hopefully, as long as I at least put a bit of effort into this blog, it'll grow into a bigger community. Everyone else who doesn't read this is a fucking pansy though. They're ignorant ball sack lickers and deserve to have a huge cup of shut the fuck up stuffed up their ass.
P.S. I just realized that because the length of my "If we were all like Chau" posts are way too fucking short, people won't bother to actually click the link to the actually page of the fucking post, more or less all the views that I've gotten on those posts don't actually count for shit. Well fuck. Wasted my life posting stuff without getting any views. FUCKING FUCK. I QUIT.

To help y'all recover from what my previous post has cause you, here's a song that is actually worth listening to. I'm sure you've all heard of this song. The Eye of the Tiger. I don't have shit to say about this because by simply watching this, you'll have already experienced all the epicness that is to come. So in order to waste space and make this post seem at least on par in term of length as the other posts I've done, here's a bunch of complete and utter bullshit. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Oh god. I'm so going to hell for showing you guys this. Yes. Here it is. The song that made people regret dissing "Friday" for being a terrible song (which it is) because this song is at the very least 100 times worst. Out of tune. Retarded lyrics. Used autotune without knowing how the application actually works. Ugly faggots. bad camera work. Stupid editors. Oh and what else? Everything that I have yet to mention.
This song is the epitome of anguish and disgust. If this is your first time listening to it, and it caused you to become mentally ill. It wasn't me :)

Future Soon by Jonathan Coulton. The videos I found of him singing this live had terrible audio. The only other two videos I found of this song were this one and another one where the uploader decided to fuck it all up with the vile existence of World of Warcraft. Fucking fucks. Nobody like WoW. Except nerds. Nerds and dumbs. Yes. Dumbs. Noun. As in "You're such a dumb." Hurhurrr. Well, now I'm fucking out of stuff to say so I'll leave the post as is.

Guys, I'm sorry. There's a reason why I haven't updated this site for 4 days in a row AGAIN. It's because I feel like doing it and I don't give a flying fuck about any of your well beings. Hurrr. Jk. But the first part is true. I'm a lazy fuck and you all know that. So without further adieu, here's the song. I'm pretty sure it's the third song I've shown you guys from the Kagerou Project series. This one has little children dying over and over again so you disgusting and twisted sadistic psychopaths will enjoy this. But looking past the pictures and animations, the song is pretty good overall.

So recently I've been getting hooked on this light novel called "Sword Arts Online". Yeah what the fuck kinda name is that, amirite? Well anyways, it's about a Virtual Reality MMORPG game that takes place in the future. Mhmm, pretty cool. But here's the awesome part. Apparently there's a fucking anime adaption of it. HOLY FUCKING CRAP. So being the fanatic I am, I started watching it and shiittt. That opening song is pretty good. Except for that whispering English part. I hate it when Japanese artists sing in English. Most of them make it sound weird and can't get the pronunciation right. No offence...

Woah. Crap. This is a song about sex. And it's sung by Hanatan... In other words, HANATAN IS SEXING THINGS UP OH SHIIIIEETTTT!!!! So yeah. Hanatan is one of those NicoNico Douga Utaites. Now you must be asking me, what the fuck is a NicowhateverthefuckyoujustsaidDouga and what the fuck is an Utaite? Well. NicoNico Douga is a site. It's a Japanese site. It's like the Japanese equivalent of YouTube. An Utaite is like a person who sings covers of already existing songs. Well, you see... Hanatan is a fucking Goddess. She's got the voice of gold. A Golden Goddess. Yeah, that's what she is. A GG... Lol... Golden Goddess... GG... Hurhurr GG NO RE.