If we were all like Chau

FALCON PUNCH! A familiar phrase to people who play the Super Smash Bros. games. Today, I would like to discuss why the Falcon Punch is the best punch ever, and it is so incredibly undefeatable. First of all, it somehow makes fire. Fire surrounding your punch, what else? It's shaped like a falcon. Honestly, that would probably be enough, but if it isn't, heres another reason. Once you get into the position to start using it, your manly spirit inside of you will awaken, you will boost up on the manliest testosterone in your body, and the most hyper adrenaline rush will come to you. With all those boosts, you shout out with the voice of a complete boss, and you shout those words that will inflict fear and complete annihilation upon the poor soul taking this attack....Falcon Punch. Well I hope you enjoyed my endless rambling about the best punch that has ever existed in the universe. Potato out!