'Tis a tribute to Chau (you guys probably know him as Miao), the man who links one song from YouTube and calls it a day.

Lame attempt by PETA to raise animal cruelty awareness but is probably gonna get sued by Nintendo

Potato Stories: Best Day Ever.

     I planned it all out, just for today. Today was going to be the best day ever. Well, that's what I thought at least. First, I would start off my morning in the beautiful summer day by making myself some pancakes. I go to the cupboard and find that all the pancake mix is gone! I truly ain't got no pancake mix so I decided to go to the store and buy some. As soon as I opened the door, at least 30cm of water came rushing into my house. I was confused on how a flood could of happened since it hasn't rained for a week, and there was no earthquake or tsunami, so I turned on the T.V. What I saw was an emergency broadcast with the headline stating "Local Dam broke down and all the water flowed down the river and into our town". This severely affected my plans for the best day ever but I wasn't going to let not being able to go outside affect it!


 I went upstairs and onto the computer expecting that at least one of my friends would be on Facebook or MSN. I then figured out they were all on vacation with their parents. I thought in my head that this day couldn't have gotten worst, but I spoke too soon. I go to my Xbox and press the on button to find the full red ring of death. Then, my Xbox proceeded to burst into flames. I rushed downstairs to get the fire extinguisher, but by the time I got back up, the flames destroyed my PS3 that was next to the Xbox, and it also destroyed my computer. With no electronics and I can't go outside. I decided that I would read some books, only to find that all my books were also burnt to a crisp by my combusted Xbox. The last resort was to watch T.V. I go downstairs and watch T.V, only to find that other than the channels that are going to constantly broadcast the news, it was all Spongebob Squarepants. Now, I don't have anything against our yellow little buddy, but I'm too old for him now! During a commercial between one of the Spongebob shows that I decided to watch due to the lack of nothing else to do, it said that it was National Spongebob WEEK. Apparently, somebody decided that for a whole week, only Spongebob Squarepants will be aired on every single channel. In the rage of finding out this shocking news, I threw the remote at the T.V. Breaking it. Realising that I just destroyed the last source of something to do, I just went to my bed, which also was conveniently burnt by the fire, and went to sleep at 11am.

Today was the worst day ever.

                                                                      THE END


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