If we were all like Chau

With an exception of anti-heroes of course. But movie directors and book authors are all too lazy to make a little change to the typical (and boring) heroes and villains. Well since there's almost no anti-heroes in existence, it's hard to talk about them. So let's just skip to the part where I talk about how villains are so much cooler, stronger, and better than heroes. Logically, villains have an enormous advantage in any war or battle.

< This villain is so much cooler than those other wimps. >

First of all, almost 100% of the time, the bad guys are on the offense. Why? Because most of the time, the villains are the ones who want to take over the good guy's territory, or trying to steal their prized artifact or all those other evil plans. Being on offense allows for multiple advantages over the war. First of all, being on offense means you get to strike first. The first strike gives an overwhelming advantage to the villains because they get to plan out their strategies beforehand as the heroes won't know when they'll strike, which adds in the element of surprise.

Also, the good guys usually care for their teammates. I'm not saying that's bad once in a while, but they do it too freakin' much. Heroes tend to act all dramatic and stuff going all like "Oh no, you're hurt", "It's okay, go on without me...", "I can't leave you here!" Heh, yeah. I know. Cliche and stupid. It's just a scratch, he can deal with it fine. On top of that, do you know how much time you spent with your little chit chat? Enough time for the villains to fatally injure your OTHER comrades or perhaps even kill them. Smart choice, bro.

< This is SPARTA!!! >

Furthermore, have you noticed that the bad guys always have secret weapons like laser beams, along with elite soldiers and a billion minions on top of that? While the good guys bring along like 1000 people on their war. Pfft. STUPID. Even if all 1000 of them were Sparta, it still wouldn't be enough. Another thing is that heroes are the citizen's role models. They have a reputation to live up to and will fight for justice. That's great and all but villains had no reputation to begin with. They could go around and use puny tricks and set up pesky traps against the heroes and they're reputation wouldn't go any further down, since it's already at 0. The villains can cheat all they want and it'd still be okay for them. Sometimes, it's these tiny little things that change the tide of war.

Alright, I hope you guys enjoyed my little rant on how villains are cooler than heroes (since it's true). Be sure to leave a comment about how right I am, or maybe you wanna prove me wrong if you're a man of justice. Either way be sure to share this with your friends and follow if you haven't already.