If we were all like Chau

You may think that your life is horrible, that everything is unfair. However, if you think about it, many others have a much harsher time than you do. My friend Bob, has decided to enlighten all you people out there, in hopes of having you look at the good things in life and live on.

"Guys, I'm sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a cook at local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates.

I'd get out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea." - Bob.

Thank you Bob. And to you audiences, I hope you've learned something in this world of ours. You're very lucky to be able to live your life in a normal house like all those around you, rather than suffering in a pineapple for 20 years. This concludes for today's share of knowledge. Farewell.