If we were all like Chau

    Hi, my name is Grimp, but some people call me Girp, I am here today to tell you my story about how incredibly lazy I am. In fact, it took me 76 years to completely finish this story after the sheer amount of time I wasted just being so lazy.

   I was in my last year of secondary school, which is pretty much a school you go to if you live in a school district without middle schools, and I had tons of homework to do. I went to a school that goes by semesters, so I only had 4 classes for each half of the year, phew. First up was Geography, the teacher said that it was due tomorrow at 3pm, so then obviously that means that I don't have to do it yet. Next was Calculus, which was also due tomorrow but in the morning at 8:20, so that means I could also procrastinate on that and not do it. The next one was English, I had to write an essay about Ox Migration. It had to be a 10 page long essay, and it will be worth 50% of my grade. It's due two days from now, and even though I haven't started it yet, it's all okay. My last class was French, because deep inside, I wanted to become a cool person like that Napoolion Bonaparte guy. No wait, Bonaparte is from the movie, who I actually wanted to become was the harsh self-proclaimed emperor of France Napoleon Dynamite! I have a gigantic group project due tomorrow, and I haven't even started on my part of the project yet, but you know, it'll all be okay.



   It's now 4am at night and I'm deciding to do my homework, so then I start off with the least important which was Geography. All I had to do was label some countries, but that seemed like such a pain to do, so I just went to sleep. Once I woke up, ate breakfast, brushed my teeth, and changed my clothes, I told my mom that I would be walking to school, so then I walked out the door. Then I figured that it would be too much of a hassle to walk to school, so i waited for my mom to leave for work, then I just went back into the house and slept some more. The next day when I actually bothered to go to school, everybody was mad at me for some reason, I don't know why though. Since they were pestering me so much, I just went outside the school and decided to take a nap in the bushes. When I woke up, I was in the Nurse's Office. I looked around and asked why I was in here, but nobody was there! I decided to walk back home, no matter how much effort it took, just so I could go and play some of my video games.

   Once I got home, I saw a letter on my door. It said, "Someone as lazy as you should just die!". I thought about that letter, and decided that I would just go to the nearby harbor and try to drown myself. After 3 days of dragging myself to the harbor, which was only 5 blocks away from my house, I rented a boat, and sailed off to the sea. I decided I would tie a cage to my leg, and throw both the cage and myself off the boat. I was about to tie the rope but it just seemed like so much work, so I decided to just take a nap. Something shook the boat, and woke me up. I looked at what was shaking it and then I saw it...A GIANT HUMPBACK WHALE IS DESTROYING THE ENTIRE BOAT! The Humpback Whale then crushed both the boat and myself, ending my life. How am I writing this story you ask? 42.

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